So, um... theft basically. Enjoy.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My underarm district.

2. What colour is your favorite hoodie?
Green and Black. And holes.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Provided it occured without the gusset-thrusting 'advice' from my best friend still ringing in my ears, yeah, sure.

4. Do you plan outfits?
More than a disinterested fashionphobe really should. I know black goes with white and very little else.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Cold footed, chocolated, kinda sleepy.

6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red?
Technically my blood, but without hacking open a lifepipe and ruining the carpet, it's a gluestick.

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having!
Umm, a quite explicit rendezvous with Jokerfaced singer, Paloma Faith.
She and I also had a conversation about something during the fleeting intervals. Unsurprisingly, I can't recall the details of our dialogue.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Met? No. Bought a sausage roll from? YES!

9. What are you craving right now?
A nice smelling duvet to slide under. Or the smell of gun-oil, weirdly...

10. Do you floss daily?
Brits don't floss unless they're over 50. So no.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Terrible wind.

12. Are you emotional?
Sometimes I get extremely emotional, but it lasts for about half an hour and then I'll just get hungry.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Only once. Hand weeding Rainbow Chard is a tosser's chore and counting to 1000 was genuinely more exciting.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Shear it up with my lips and swallow it whole. Like a wolf. If it ate ice cream.

15. Do you like your hair?
When it's short and behaves. If it's too long it tries to impersonate Edward Cullen without my permission.

16. Do you like yourself?
In small doses.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Provided he didn't ask me to test his food for him.

18. What are you listening to right now?
Schaft - Broken English. (Because I'm obsessed with it, Okay?)

19. Are your parents strict?
Not in the slightest. They have boundaries, but they're soft.

20. Would you go sky diving?
Maybe once. Over somewhere famous, so if I land a little too forcefully I'll ruin their image.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Keep that shit away from me.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Only little ones, Charlie Brooker and Konnie Huq.

23. Do you rent movies often?
Nay, I'm a buyer.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Foil. What a desolate place.

25. How many countries have you visited?
France, Spain, US of A, Belgium.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yes, I was hunting lepers if memory serves...

27. Ever been on a train?
Hells yeah.

28. Brown or white eggs?
Brown, because brown eggs can't catch Salmonella. Or they can, I can never remember.

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
I'm a 21st century boy, so of course.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Yus, if I'm chapped. Or if I want to look suspect.

31. Do you own a gun?
I own a few, but they ain't the lethal kind. Sporting mainly.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Like a machine baby.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Nobody, because I'm too tired to socialise.

34. Are you too forgiving?
Not really. I hate most people for their mistakes in some way. It's my way of saying 'I love you'. Unless I genuinely hate them.

35. Ever been in love?
Serious crushes a few times. Never the real deal.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Probably playing cricket or thinking about cricket or something to do with cricket.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
The fuck?

38. Last time you cried?
2 years ago I think.

39. What was the last question you asked?
"Is that a moth or an owl?"

40. Favorite time of the year?
Summer, despite the sunburn.

41. Are you sarcastic?
Sometimes disgustingly so.

42. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Ashton Kutcher [sic] can die for all I care...

43. Ever walked into a wall?
Frequently.

44. fave colour?
Red/Orange. Rorange?

45. Have you ever been slapped by someone?
Course. Not for years though.

46. Is your hair curly?
Straight and hairy.

47. What was the last CD you bought?
Hellsing OVA soundtrack. Because I'm tragic.

48. Do looks matter?
Since I'm a guy, yes. Having said that, I could never go out with someone who was supermodel type pretty.

49. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Totally depends on the situation.

50. Is your phone bill sky high?
I'm pay as you gay, so I avoid that pitfall.

51. Do you like your life right now?
Could be worse. Can't complain.

52. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Not ever, it would drive me nuts and probably give my porous mind nightmares.

54. Can you handle the truth?
If the truth comes with handles, sure.

55. Do you have good vision?
It's adequate.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
That's a BIG yes.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Very infrequently.

58. The last person you held hands with?
Can't remember.

59. What are you wearing?
Black jeans, black shirt, green and black hoodie. UNDERCRAKERS!

60. Do you like being "tagged" in these type of things?
Secretly, yes.

61. Where was your profile picture taken at? (Copied from facebook)
My Sixth form biology lab.

62. Can you hula hoop?
Like a cadaver hooked up to a car battery.

63. Do you have a job?
Yeah baby, the best poster roller this side of... I forget.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Food, because I'm a monster for that stuff.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Every chance I get. Sometimes I jump through my bedroom window from my sofa when the mood takes me.